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Hi John, a few more jokes and riddles.
I would like to wish all area 4a members a Happy Christmas and good luck
next season.

Thank you
Melissa

Q what has four frogs but doesn,t croak?
A A horse

Q What is a horses faverate football team?
A The colts

Q What is hairy, has two thousand eyes and eats grass?
A one thousand horses

Q why did the silly horse take a ruler to his bed?
A To see how long he slept

Q What do you call 144 horses in a box
A A gross

Q What do you call a clean Appaloosa?
A Spotless

Q What is as big as a horse, but doesnt weigh anything?
A A horses shadow

Q What kind of salad dressing do horses like?
A Ranch, of course

Q What has 4 legs and flies?
A A horse in the summer

Q Why carn,t horses dance?
A Because they have 2 left feet

Q When do Vampires like horse racing?
A When its neck and neck

Q What is the best story to tell a runaway horse?
A A tale of whoa

Q What breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
A All breeds, houses carn,t jump

Q How do you lead a horse to water?
A with lots of carrots

Q What disease do horses fear the most ?
A Hay fever

Q What do you call a horse wearing venetian blinds
A A Zebra

These are from Melissa Hatton.  Well done Melissa!

Q A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?

A The horse’s name was Friday.

Q Why did the pony have to gargle?

A Because he was a little horse!

Q What did the horse say when it fell?

A I’ve fallen and I Can’t giddy up!

Q What did the teacher say when the horse walked into his class?

A Why the long face!

Q What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A  A neigh-bor!

Q When does a horse talk?

A Whinney wants to!

Take care

Suzanne and Melissa Hatton

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