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These are from Melissa Hatton.  Well done Melissa!

Q A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?

A The horse’s name was Friday.

Q Why did the pony have to gargle?

A Because he was a little horse!

Q What did the horse say when it fell?

A I’ve fallen and I Can’t giddy up!

Q What did the teacher say when the horse walked into his class?

A Why the long face!

Q What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A  A neigh-bor!

Q When does a horse talk?

A Whinney wants to!

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Suzanne and Melissa Hatton

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